Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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