so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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