So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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