I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
jump out the window naked night went bad
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
