So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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