things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
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