Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
where does the pee come out of this thing
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
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