BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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