I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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