The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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