do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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