their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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