I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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