I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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