are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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