Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
It's official drugs can't kill me
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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