I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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