So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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