break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
And then the night went full on bisexual.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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