if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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