when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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