god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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