As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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