wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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