HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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