watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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