I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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