it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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