I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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