***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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