how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
