Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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