How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
