That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
You're completely useless in the revolution.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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