Kiss
Puke
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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