So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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