some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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