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• (313): View more from Michigan

  At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  fucking a dude

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  i mean: fucking a, dude

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  wow, that comma made all the difference there

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.

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  ..... starting now

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....

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