Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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