Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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