I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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