there was a trapeze. enough said
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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