Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
is that a dick in a sweater?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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