Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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