But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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