how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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