Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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