Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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