Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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