i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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