You really coming over, don't trick.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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