You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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